amountaininthemiddleofthecabins:

this definitely wasnt a coincidence! 
such a good night! cant wait for the concert tomorrow.

HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

the-absolute-best-gifs:

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

niknak79:

You have a valid argument

dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

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thewritingfortress:

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statehate:

my sincere congratulations to everyone on my newsfeed incessantly bragging about having graduated 

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bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN